Tuesday, August 7, 2012

LOOKING AHEAD~and not at bestseller lists!

Some authors have been bemoaning the fact that while their well-written romance story languishes, full-bore fetish porn top the best seller list. One such trend? Lactating sex. I kid you not. Apparently there is a market. Does that mean I will be writing "Do You Want Cream in Your Coffee?" I think not.

Erotic lactation refers to a person achieving sexual arousal by breastfeeding or sucking on a female's breast. Depending on the context, the practice can also be referred to as adult suckling, adult nursing, and adult breastfeeding. Practitioners sometimes refer to themselves as being in an adult nursing relationship (ANR)  (From Wikipedia, no kidding)

Whaaaa? Lord, I must live a sheltered life. This icks me out. However, I also say—live and let live. But I understand where some of these romance authors are coming from. This stuff is straight porn dressed up as Erotica, and at some sites, listed under romance. Call it what it is and list it as such.

Jumping on a bandwagon doesn't appeal to me personally, So I also won't be writing "Fifty Shades of My Ass" in future. I can plot it now, a domineering, possessive, older, alpha guy likes to spank young, just-gave-birth young women until they lactate.

 Meanwhile, I wish all the best to those who top bestseller lists, kudos to you! In the scheme of things, I am not going to get bent out of shape because fetish porn outsells anything I do. Nor am I going to slam a bestseller just because it was written and/or edited poorly. I am looking ahead!

With all the personal stuff I have been dealing with this summer, life is too damn short.

Stay Thirsty, My Friends (but not for breast milk, unless you dig that sort of thing ;D)


  1. Now please address the forced breeding and cuckholding fascination. LOL

    One man's porn is another man's erotica, but you're absolutely right that writers should write what they want to write and not what's on the bestseller list, especially if it skeeves them out.

  2. Whaaa??? Forced Breeding and Cuckholding? *off to wiki* I really HAVE led a sheltered life! LOL

    I am majorerly skeeved out, but as you say, meh. To each his own. Cheers for stopping by, Lila!

  3. I'm sorry but that's just crazy!!!

    1. Not sure what's crazy, the lactating sex, or my post? ;)
      Thanks for commenting!


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